83-year old Albert Simpson and his 80-year old wife Thelma were found dead in their residence on Sunday along with a neighbor and long-time friend, 86-year old Jebediah Jones.
All three elders were found naked on their bed and important quantities of erectile dysfunction drugs were found on a nearby nightstand, suggesting they died during sexual intercourse.
According to Brunswick Police Department spokesman, Lieutenant Robert Miles, video evidence found on the site shows that the three elders had been involved in a sexual marathon for 72 hours before they suffered from heart problems.
Тут жЭсть жестянная. Трое старичков (свингеры к тому же) окочурились практически одновременно после 72-часового секс-марафона с применением виагры. Их ждет Вальгалла, не иначе.